First comes the pre-menstrual syndrome which annoys me thee most, which some times lasts five (5) days, and when it comes it comes with:
Physical symptoms of:
- Breast swelling and tenderness.
- water retention, weight gain.
- Changes in bowel habits.
- Acne.
- Food cravings, especially for sweet or salty foods.
- Sleep pattern changes.
- Fatigue, lack of energy.
- Decreased sexual desire.
- Pain and low back prior to menstrual bleeding.
Behavioral symptoms of:
- Aggression.
- Withdrawal from family and friends.
Emotional and cognitive symptoms include:
sadness, hopelessness.
- Anger, irritability.
- Anxiety
- Mood swings.
- Decreased alertness, inability to concentrate.
And one is expected to go thru all these every month with a smile plastered permanently on one's face???
Is this fair? Because it seems like the woman was created to go nuts every month.... and men keep wondering why we act crazy sometimes? hahahahah...What a laugh!!!
Nutty J
LOL...
ReplyDeleteI do exactly those listed symptoms above just before my menstruation begins. And my husbands knows exactly too because of my erratic behavior. LOL.
ReplyDeleteUtah: Its simply terrible... and I'm happy you have an understanding husband
ReplyDeletehmmm...When PMS swings along, I get irritated at almost anything, my temper blows to the surface,I get this really painful waist pain and then I hold my back like a pregnant lady...My period shows up...and the cramps start....u need to see the way I position myself on the bed...in a fetal-like position...it hurts.....Still,if i'm out,i pretend like nothin's wrong wit me plastering one fake smile on my face till I get home and change into sweats lying once again on my bed in a fetal position...*sighs*
ReplyDeleteYes,i go through exactly the same symptoms!!!
ReplyDeletePele ooo!
One needs to be a woman to know how it feels but all the same, we men must be understanding...
ReplyDelete- LDP
Life of a woman
ReplyDeleteI have to admit your post hit the right nerve I am in that time now and I spent the whole of last week feeling depresses and now I'm high on painkillers... its crazy and it does get to me sometimes...
ReplyDeleteOddNaijaChic and Misslara: I feel you girls o jare... and we are supposed to still function perfectly at work, school and socially when all we want to do is curl up on a sofa and pray it all passes
ReplyDeleteLDP: Na so ooo... but God dey sha
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I just stared at the screen cos i have EXACTLY the same symptoms. And one rather embarrassing one too. It is crazy. Sorry about it dear.
ReplyDeleteThank you Lily.... it happens to the best of us
ReplyDeleteBeing a woman aint easy at all at all jere
ReplyDeleteLmao@Tnotes you are just a very naughty somebody
hahahahaha... totally not fair if you ask me :(
ReplyDeleteMenstruation is another reason i respect women alot,you guys really go through alot.Once i dated a gurl who cries during her PMS and damn,i never wanna experience such again till my wife is about to deliver.
ReplyDeleteMood swings? tell me about them. I cry at the drop of a hat.
ReplyDeletebBut the actual period is usually/mostly hitchfree..thank God!
I must be sexist...considering i was grinning all through the post. Not to make light of it Nutty, but right now, damn i'm glad i'm a guy!
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ReplyDeleteI just have to say lol My BONESSSSS ACHE LIKE FUCKKK WHEN IM ABOUT TO BE "on" like I've gone to the hospital at midnight because of the way my bones ache. I don't know if anyone else in the world experience this like me :( it really isn't fair
ReplyDeleteIt seems that i feel almost of the symptoms listed above. LOL
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